Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The Trifecta of JWL humor

"Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife." —Jay Leno

Saturday, November 29, 2008

How weird is that??

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the words 'illegal immigrants' and add a few more letters, it spells out:

'Fuck off and go home you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, goat f--king, smelly rag headed bastards'


How weird is that??

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Mo $ Mo Problems

Isn't it odd how the notion that it was overwhelming money and power that thrust W into the White House but it was pure cunning and guile that put O into the same seat?

Bet Soros is mad he didn't even get a by line or executive producer credit.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Suede Denim Secret Police Blues: Is it over, or just beginning?

And their choice of matter and their scream of chatter
Is just a little parasitic scream of whores
Screaming whores
In the rosegarden funeral of sores

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bring It On!

Bring on the big scary depression.

We will survive. Like the roach's exoskeleton, our DOD is strong and ready to survive. We just think it cant since we pander to the recruits. Once it becomes a good job to have, the line dancing lessons in the green zone are no longer a budget priority.

I for one would survive. Like cockroaches and those who have viable skill sets.

Depression is a problem solver of epic proportions.

Slows greenhouse gas emissions. Reduces population strain, narrows down host selection for the thetans , etc, etc, etc.

Bottom line: It's eco friendly.

Plus a little belt tightening would end the obesity problem.

Put a frickn halt to the Real World and all its variants.

(In fact it could cancel all of them: Survivor, The Amazing Race, Real World, Flavor Flav is a Fag, The Bachelor, The Virgin, The man whore, The Metro Femme, Big Brother, et all. As you might surmise, I don't know the titles, just the themes. If you know the titles, you probably have reason to fear the depression.)

Solve the illegal alien problem;

and the related "I cant communicate with my housekeeper/gardener/mason" issues too.
I bet the neighbors who need to feed their kids would have no problem speaking English while cleaning the toilets.

Bring it on. Lets do this.

We are becoming weak.

Fix it. How does that go, feed a fever but starve a cold? vise verse? Who the hell cares.

Bring it.

Am being serious. We need to cull the herd.

Go to Nagin's chocolate city for an example. It wasn't the hurricane. It was weak community standards. Lest you think it is race related, think again. Anyone watched MTV Lately? Sure Lil John might be raking in the cash, but its the white kids given it to him. Blame: plenty to go around.

Depression: The ultimate affirmative action. It hurts everyone.

Lets raise the bar and thin the herd. Bring on the depression.
My family lived through it.
Did well.
Others did not.
They sucked.

Too bad.
Country is better off.

Now serve my kid his fries.
I am busy reloading.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin


Finally a Republican who isn't a total phony. Unlike my troll bringing you to this post.